This one time, I was playing poker, and I got pocket jacks. They beat me up. ME!
Even my roundhouse kick was ineffective, and that can kill people. No shit.
The day pocket jacks beat me up was pretty much the worst day of my life,
and my worst bad beat story ever.
- Chuck Norris

I just fold them now. After I lost a finger while playing them, I learned to stay away.
Losing a finger? That's about the worst beat possible.
- Doyle "Four Fingers" Brunson

MATT DAMON
- Matt Damon (star of Rounders)

I was playing in this cash game, and someone got pocket jacks. They looked at
their hand and turned to stone. That's a bad beat for the other guy. I
went home with his girl friend though, so whatever.
- James Bond

I was dealt pocket jacks. I hate them so I shot them in the face with my pistol
8 times. The next hand? Pocket jacks again. You can't kill those little fuckers.
From all the bullet holes everyone knew what I had. People knowing your hand
is a bad beat. Right? Whatever, go see "The Pacifier 2: More Pacified" in theaters
this summer. It's going to be XTREME
- Vin Diesel